DMMD AU POST

[was_no_monster]

let's be real I'll probably lock this later in a fit of shame but in the meantime YOLOOOOOOO

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[was_no_monster]

[sadly, he's more or less on his stomach, so there isn't much to see :( haphazardly wiping himself off on the pants as he gets rid of them, since they're already dirty, and tossing them in the vague direction of his duffel-bag

...so of course once he's gotten rid of them then he notices Noiz looking. blinks at him, kind of startled and uncertain, before resting his chin on his own crossed arms]

[feelthisnoiz]

I haven't actually seen you naked yet.

[grabs his ass]

[was_no_monster]

[sklajsdf sputtery laughter. uncrossing his arms to smack him in the side, not really caring that he won't actually feel it beyond impact]

Wow, Noiz, you're such a fucking gentleman. I think I may swoon.

[feelthisnoiz]

You've got a nice ass. Is the rest of you that good?

[shimmies his pants the rest of the way off and kicks them and his shoes away]

[was_no_monster]

[SO OF COURSE HE'S GONNA GO RED DESPITE HIMSELF.]

I... probably? If by "that good" you mean "also built like a fucking tank" and don't mind the fact that I look fresh from the hospital.

[ssside-eyeing him, though, and then sighing]

Uh. The downside of the built part, though. ...Fuck. Look, I have a serious case of the carpets not matching the drapes and it looks ridiculous as hell, okay?

[feelthisnoiz]

[peeling his shirts off now, no fucks given--

okay maybe one fuck given. stops and stares at Kaito]

Let me see.

[was_no_monster]

[s i g h s |(

but rolls over, leaning back on his hands to prop himself up as he leaves his legs deliberately spread

...welp. whoever donated that piece of anatomy sure was pretty hung. also a natural redhead, but you can't win them all.]

[feelthisnoiz]

[l e e r s]

mistyped as sex pack. I almost wanted to keep it.

[was_no_monster]

[sdfask FLIPS HIM OFF

pulling off his own shirt, though, since naked times are obviously happening— holy shit that is a lot of scarring. most of them are just your run-of-the-mill knife scars, shallow slashes on his forearms and chest, but there's a nasty pitted one right over where his heart should be that looks like a chunk of tissue just got ripped out, somehow.

also he wasn't kidding about being built like a tank. HELLO, SIX PACK.]

[feelthisnoiz]

[keeps on leering as he blatantly eyerakes Kaito - until his gaze makes it up to Kaito's chest. then the leer fades.]

[was_no_monster]

[////// tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun— oh. rubbing the scar, a little self-conscious]

...Spoilers: getting shot sucks. I highly recommend avoiding it.

[feelthisnoiz]

[runs his fingers over the scar, his expression unreadable]

[was_no_monster]

[sighs, relaxing a little bit under the touch

...reaching up to roughly thumb one of Noiz's nipples. look at this distraction, he's so smooth]

What, you didn't pierce these, too?

[feelthisnoiz]

[gives him a look that says he knows Kaito is trying to distract him and has decided to allow it]

Nope.

[was_no_monster]

[AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT ASKING ME WHAT IT FELT LIKE I'M COOL WITH YOU KNOWING WHAT I'M DOING]

Huh.

[grabbing his hand by the wrist so he can pull it up to his face, though. nuzzling at where his pulse would be under the wrappings]

[feelthisnoiz]

[watching him nuzzle]

[was_no_monster]

[bites the base of his thumb]

You know, I might have thought you had something in mind when you decided it was apparently time for both of us to be naked.

[feelthisnoiz]

You're the one who started it.

[was_no_monster]

[sputters]

You ass, I did— you continued it!

[feelthisnoiz]

You're the one who talked about "joining me" first. Does that mean you had something in mind?

[was_no_monster]

Not besides taking my pants off so I didn't fucking stick to them later.

[feelthisnoiz]

Do you want to fuck again? It's not as if I mind.

[was_no_monster]

[just. covers his face and HUFFS. angry muttering!!!]

You got me naked without even intending to fuck me off the bat and I went along with it how easy am I

[feelthisnoiz]

What's the big deal? It's just getting naked.

[flops down again next to him]

[was_no_monster]

I don't like being naked.

[fuck, now he's sulking. FUCK IT, fuck it, he doesn't care, look how little he cares. also shirt is going back on because fuck you and everything else is why.]