it is when I'm home and I want to sit on my boything but he is not here even though he should have been back from market like hours ago and he doesn't have a coil
I need to get him a fucking coil
WHATEVER!!! aggressively pretends he didn't just automatically go to compose a text message to Kaito's non-existent coil]
[you really do need to get me a fucking coil! because maybe if I had one I wouldn't have had to drag my sorry ass all the way home by myself to all but fall through the doorway.
which would be what he's doing now, having shouldered the door open by basically flopping over against it.]
Fuck. Fucking goddamn— Oh thank fuck, Noiz. Can you get me the first aid kit, I'm about to fall over...
[...it isn't hard to see why; there's dried blood on his face from somewhere past his hairline and he's clearly taken enough of a beating to not be entirely steady on his feet]
Bunch of small-team Rib assholes decided that since I was alone and making such a nice haul it made me an easy mark. Did a pretty good job teaching 'em otherwise until one of them cheated and hit me with a brick.
[also I'm sitting down now. standing is no longer a thing that is happening]
he has successfully gotten the blazer off and his sleeves rolled up to the elbows. his knuckles are a mess, and he's got several gouged cuts on his forearms and face, probably the result of brass knuckles not unlike Noiz's own.
listing over sideways like he wants to just flop over into Noiz's lap or onto him and then thinking better of it]
No, fuck, I'm definitely concussed. I hate concussions, I finally drag my sorry ass home and I'm not even allowed to celebrate by falling asleep on you. Or getting comfortable. Because then I'll fucking fall asleep anyway and who the fuck thought concussions were a good idea, I will give them one and see how they like it.
Keep me awake for the next... fuck. Six hours? I think it's six hours. Also put up with me whining a lot. If I stop whining or start acting funny... shit, I don't know. Normally that means hospital, but like they'd even know what the fuck to do with me besides yell in Toue's direction. That fucker.
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looks over his shoulder as he drains his pasta]
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[puts aforementioned pot back down on the stove and turns a bit to kiss Kaito]
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Hell no, but that was pretty deadpan.
[...squeezes thoughtfully before running his hand up Noiz's back, under his outermost layer of clothes]
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[judging from the way he's subtly and affectionately leaning on you tho he does appreciate those touches]
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[cute. backrubs for Noiz :D]
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[swiping his tongue against Noiz's bottom lip with a tickly prickle of sensation]
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Let me eat, then we can do whatever.
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[withdrawing his hand and ambling over to Noiz's usual spot before flopping down into sprawl]
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hom nom nom pasta]
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also as soon as there's room I'm flopping into your lap, deal with it]
Hi.
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it is when I'm home and I want to sit on my boything but he is not here even though he should have been back from market like hours ago and he doesn't have a coil
I need to get him a fucking coil
WHATEVER!!! aggressively pretends he didn't just automatically go to compose a text message to Kaito's non-existent coil]
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which would be what he's doing now, having shouldered the door open by basically flopping over against it.]
Fuck. Fucking goddamn— Oh thank fuck, Noiz. Can you get me the first aid kit, I'm about to fall over...
[...it isn't hard to see why; there's dried blood on his face from somewhere past his hairline and he's clearly taken enough of a beating to not be entirely steady on his feet]
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What the fuck happened?
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[also I'm sitting down now. standing is no longer a thing that is happening]
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coming back with it and sitting down next to him]
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he has successfully gotten the blazer off and his sleeves rolled up to the elbows. his knuckles are a mess, and he's got several gouged cuts on his forearms and face, probably the result of brass knuckles not unlike Noiz's own.
listing over sideways like he wants to just flop over into Noiz's lap or onto him and then thinking better of it]
No, fuck, I'm definitely concussed. I hate concussions, I finally drag my sorry ass home and I'm not even allowed to celebrate by falling asleep on you. Or getting comfortable. Because then I'll fucking fall asleep anyway and who the fuck thought concussions were a good idea, I will give them one and see how they like it.
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bbbbandaging up those cuts inexpertly]
What do I do for a concussion?
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Keep me awake for the next... fuck. Six hours? I think it's six hours. Also put up with me whining a lot. If I stop whining or start acting funny... shit, I don't know. Normally that means hospital, but like they'd even know what the fuck to do with me besides yell in Toue's direction. That fucker.
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[finishes bandaging]
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...mngh. Sorry.
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gratuitous japanese continues I DO WHAT I WANT
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