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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that just makes his heart flutter and his chest tighten, his hand steady and just enjoying this comfortable company.]

I'm honored. But is it really all right for both of you, like this?
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
You're... Not at odds like this, then?

[He cups Kaito's face thoughtfully, thumb brushing over his cheek.]
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
That at least sounds an improvement.

[He goes still a moment then moves his hand, thumb brushing over Kaito's lips.]

Kaito...
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He smooths the pad of his thumb just along Kaito's lower lip, almost in his mouth.]

If you are ever in need, I can feed you.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't be the first time I've been eaten. And it's not something I... Mind.

[He flushes himself.]
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He kind of doesn't want Kaito to think less of him but.]

My tastes aren't very normal.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Blinking in surprise. Always pleased and flustered by affection from Kaito.]

The offer gave you offense though.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
...I have what?

[It's not like he'll shove Kaito off at all, or recoil even. Despite the eerie shift he leans his forehead against Kaito's, meeting his eyes.]
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
That isn't why I offered...

[He stops lets out a breath and pushes Kaito's hair from his face.]

If you feel that way.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[He makes a noise of pain. Though, not entirely pain. He inhales sharply, drops his other hand.]

I need... Let me take something.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-09 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Well in that case he just. Traces a finger under Kaito's jaw.]

So I can heal.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-10 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He gently fluffs Kaito's hair and reaches into his pocked for a small container of clear liquid. He opens it and downs it completely, taking a breath and then setting it down.]

There, that's all.

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