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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
royallyfuckedup: (65)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know how--

[Stops abruptly. That's not what he meant to say.]
coaldhearted: (the lost causes)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

If you want it to end too why are you being so damned fatalistic about it?
royallyfuckedup: (71)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
No or what. Do I need to threaten you to make you go away?
coaldhearted: (a piece of my soul escaped)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[an audible sigh]

No.
Edited 2015-03-11 06:06 (UTC)
coaldhearted: (when the frost has begun)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.

At least try to fix things if you don't like the way they are.

[and harvey out]
coaldhearted: (and then the next day)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[pauses for a few moments, then remembers Tris can't see him.]

Hm?
royallyfuckedup: (71)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
How strong are you, Harvey?
coaldhearted: (what you will and leave)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Stronger than your average guy, weaker than Kaito by a long shot, no magic or whatever.

Or were you asking something else?
royallyfuckedup: (45)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
No. That's what I wanted. Yet you aren't scared of me.

Are you so intent on freeing him that your life matters little to you? Or did it matter to begin with?
coaldhearted: (i'd just get confused and i'd)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm dying soon anyway. Making threats on my life has no impact.
royallyfuckedup: (58)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can be much more creative.
coaldhearted: (a piece of my soul escaped)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a lot of effort just to make me scared of you. What do you even get out of that? It wouldn't make me go away.
royallyfuckedup: (13)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing, really. Your fear, I suppose.
coaldhearted: (it's not me)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's another thing that's not worth much.
royallyfuckedup: (62)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Real fear is worth a lot. But I'd have to put too much effort to find what truly scared you I think. You strike me as broken.
coaldhearted: (i don't want to argue)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Well. You aren't wrong.
royallyfuckedup: (58)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
It figures. He likes broken things. People.
coaldhearted: (a lifetime we waited for)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hah.

Maybe he thinks he can help us get better like he did.
royallyfuckedup: (26)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Stuff it with your "us"]

Is he better.
coaldhearted: (sympathy's better)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-11 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Not anymore.

I wouldn't call that his fault.
royallyfuckedup: (45)

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-11 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
....

[He shrugs, jerkily.]

So what will you do about it? If you had power I'd have told you to rescue him.

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