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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
coaldhearted: (of sleeping with giants)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE HELL DO I SAY HERE




when in doubt, lean]
coaldhearted: (in your head)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[headbutts gently.]

As long as you're working it out.
coaldhearted: (c'mon look me in my bloodshot eyes)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
...Why would it be stupid?
coaldhearted: (sympathy's better)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
...I guess I'd be a pretty bad judge of that.

Ending it badly will just hurt you both more, though.
coaldhearted: (a piece of my soul escaped)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Since when do I seem like the forgiving type?

[shut up harvey he knows you you idiot]
coaldhearted: (what's in your head)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ah yes that's my cue to shut the hell up

you're never allowed to know about that i'm literally magicked not to tell anyone]
coaldhearted: (when the frost has begun)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
[kinda

you're never finding out about that either

maximum tsundere corpseness]
coaldhearted: (you'll see)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[pauses to puzzle over why the theater people would be rude to kaito

then decides he doesn't really want to know]

No problem.
coaldhearted: (of sleeping with giants)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[another gentle headbutt don't you smile at me]
coaldhearted: (hello my dearest father)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-12 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[vague grumbly noises indicate maybe]