kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 (
was_no_monster) wrote in
shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm
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KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST
Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.
THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.
(Please don't judge me.)
Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!
Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.
(Please don't judge me.)
Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!
Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))

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HE WAS STARTING TO GET REALLY CONCERNED IN TRISTAN'S DIRECTION WHILE ALSO TRYING NOT TO VIBRATE OR INDICATE HE WANTED TO VIBRATE
BUT NOW HE'S YELLOW-EYED AND ABSOLUTELY VIBRATING ]
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Yes. I started out as a Shadow and also I'm making you both dinner.
[ HE'S NOT COOL AT ALL there is a probably worryingly manic edge to his grin
unfortunately the attendants are bringing cups of something vaguely syrupy looking over, so he can't elaborate on what he meant by that ]
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[Downs his offhandedly
Then sits down hard as his eyes flash yellow.]
Ahh.
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Careful— ah, hang on, Tristan, we're doing a theater payment party.
[ hurriedly downing his
his shift is a little more dramatic: he goes dark in the same way he would shifting to wolf, but instead of shaking the shadows off in that shape he stays... well, mostly the same. his eyes have gone a lighter blue (although they have the same weirdly reflective quality they did when they went gold) and he's got the wolf's ears and tail.
on top of that there's the weird mental sense of the tangled mess of chains and cage between him and Tristan shifting and stretching, tangling Harvey in it—
and then stopping before it's fully unwound from Tristan, leaving all three of them stuck in it. ]
...
What.
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[There's a feeling of finding Kaito's transformation cute and then again confusion as he feels the magic binding himself to Kaito. And now Harvey? He has no power to "touch" it, but he makes a surprised noise of inquiry.]
Is this what we're paying for...? How did we get tangled in something so... messy?
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[But Harvey -- the Shadow? -- feels along the bonds in a relaxed sort of way, getting increasingly smug as he gets a better sense of Tristan.
Called it.]
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No, it really wasn't— the entire point of this was to try to shift it from me and you to me and Harvey, since it can't be destroyed quickly and with would bother us less. ...I'm going to have a word with the staff, I think.
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Okay.
[Just amenable to whatever. Concerned but only because Kaito's upset.]
Ah... Harvey was it? Are we friends as well?
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[Looks to Kaito, though]
One thing first... Can I get a hand up?
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Ah— of course, sorry.
[ bending over to offer him a hand ]
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Don't worry about it.
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[ not really thinking about it due to Having a Harvey |) wagging—
...abruptly stopping ]
Wait, no. Harvey, I'm aware I've said this before out of pique, but in all seriousness please don't tell me what to do right now. —Tristan, that goes for you as well.
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Of course...
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Fuck- sorry, I didn't mean-
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I know you didn't. You're fine; I will absolutely take occasional carelessness over maliciousness as far as orders go.
[ he is a little irritated, but not actually specifically in either of their directions— and even so, that's going away as he feels his own way through the bonds and really takes stock of the situation, instead of just reacting to how it didn't work ]
...I've really got both of you, don't I.
[ derederedere mine ]
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I should probably head back home.
[He should check on Ariel right? He figures he's missing a few weeks as the price not... deaged]
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Ah... about that.
You're actually... the theater price was deaging, so... mmm. I don't think your old bed's been taken, though?
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