I can do rp posts with my ooc account if I WANT to, damnit

[opalinesque]

[it's a gorgeous day today! the sun is shining, birds are singing... all in all, the beautiful outdoors are more tempting than they've ever been (which is a good thing, considering the more... reclusive nature of a few of the musebox's inhabitants).

and that is why somebody has set up a gigantic picnic! there are foods of all kinds, from savory to the sweet... although, for some reason, one end of the blanket has been taken up almost entirely with different varieties of ice cream. how strange!

enjoy yourselves, children ♥]

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[icecreamtopping]

[swallowing :9]

Do you want the long answer or the short answer?

[inshepherdscloth]

Whichever you care to give, I suppose.

[icecreamtopping]

Haha, okay then, short answer it is! Put this in your mouth.

[holding up a spoonful of chocolate :D]

[inshepherdscloth]

[:|a nom]

priest icon for expression

[inshepherdscloth]

[... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS AMAZING THING IN MY MOUTH

his eyes go comically wide and he makes an involuntary startled noise around the spoon]

[icecreamtopping]

[...o-oh no that's adorable!! gosh I'm glad I'm used to humoring people's dignities by now or else I'd be laughing so hard...

beaming benevolently instead]

Good, huh? Now imagine that in pretty much any sweet flavor you can think of.

[inshepherdscloth]

[swallowing wh-wh-what was that amazing]

I... I...

There are other flavors?

[icecreamtopping]

Lots of them. Try to go slow, though, eating too much at once will give you a headache since it's so cold.

[offering a spoonfull of strawberry— OH WAIT WAIT grabbing a fresh one, tugging the top off with her teeth, and sticking it on top for him first :D]

[inshepherdscloth]

[... okay then. trying tha--

OH MY GOD HOW COULD IT EVEN BE AS AMAZING AS THE CHOCOLATE WHILE OTHERWISE NOT BEING AT ALL LIKE THE CHOCOLATE]

[icecreamtopping]

[gosh this just makes me wish I had gotten to see this moment for Adam ;;]

Need a moment?

[inshepherdscloth]

[...

yes 8c]

[icecreamtopping]

[giggles under her breath and starts humming as she starts putting together a lunch for herself. ...and a little bit for him, too. if he's that unused to eating delicious food it might be less overwhelming to have someone else whittle the selection down a bit... :|a]

[inshepherdscloth]

[no now the strawberry is gone why 8( ... oh what is this you are putting together :|a]

[icecreamtopping]

[sandwichessss :> with bacon and lettuce and tomato and good mozzarella, the kind that gets preserved in olive oil. ...garlic olive oil, from the smell :9

cutting them both in half and offering him one on a paper plate :D]

Here you go~ This way you won't get a stomachache from only eating sweets.

[inshepherdscloth]

[this is fascinating. accepts the plate :|a]

That can happen? How fragile these human bodies are.

[takes a bite of sammich]

/2

[icecreamtopping]

...Aah, don't I know it...

[icecreamtopping]

Still! We make the most of it ♥

[taking a bit of her own and making a blissful noise |9 baconnnnnn.]

[inshepherdscloth]

[FOODGASM is getting a little less mindblowing each time but still holy crap]

Aah, delicious...!

[yeah he totally missed her moment of sad there]

[icecreamtopping]

[she doesn't mind at all— she hadn't even intended to have it]

Haha, I know! Some people mix the bacon and chocolate, too...

[inshepherdscloth]

...

That sounds... interesting.

[icecreamtopping]

Wanna try it?

[inshepherdscloth]

Ah, why not? I doubt I'll have another such opportunity.

[icecreamtopping]

Well, maybe you'll get lucky and get someone who thinks more like you next time around... Still, no reason to waste the opportunity!

[grabbing MOAR BACON, a bottle of chocolate syrup, and a fork and handing them all over on another plate]

Have at it!

[inshepherdscloth]

Heh, perhaps. Though I cannot say it does not please me to think that I shall be bringing the soul of a priest back with me to Hell.

[pours chocolate sauce curiously onto the bacon. seriously what is this amazing stuff]

[icecreamtopping]

[opens her mouth

shuts it :x she should tread lightly here, it'd be a shame to ruin what is turning out to be a pretty awesome lunch by making him too angry... trying again]

Aah... You've corrupted him that thoroughly?