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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. A powerful being... Such as Miss Yakumo?

[Looking at him curiously, unsure.]
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes... I've known her a long time.

[That is the least happy expression wow. Maybe don't mention you have taken her on cute dates.]
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...

[Yeah that sounds like Yukari.]

What... Has she done to you?
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
...Like her...? Youkai? How?
downvoted: (It's their own fault)

[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay.

I am truly glad to see you. I'm sorry you have been having a hard time.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He lifts his hand like he's going to touch Kaito's cheek, hesitates, then lets his fingers ghost just under Kaito's right eye.]

I'm simply relieved to see you. Your eyes...

[He starts the question, but not sure how to continue it, he falters and lets it trail off.]
downvoted: (Hear them whispering)

[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He leaves his fingers there, lingering there on Kaito's cheek. ]

That side of you? How much have you changed?
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
You seem... is it that bad?
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
And the rest?
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[A little doubtful that anyone could easily handle Ariel, even someone on Yukari's level, but he just trails his fingers down Kaito's cheek.]

Could you not do so before?
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. If it's important to you I'm glad it's something you have a better ability to do. But it does not seem as if... You enjoy what brought you to it.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[That's eerie but he's not particularly frightened. He just leaves his hand where it is a moment then lifts it to brush Kaito's hair back. Kaito is so distressed and he feels helpless to do anything for him.]

I've never had it explained to me.
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[personal profile] downvoted 2014-11-08 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
...That sounds unbearable.

[Okay but he can pet his hair just like when Kaito had cat features. Unable to even fathom how awful it must be to bear all that.]

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