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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
coaldhearted: (quiet and confident)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
...Aah. Sure.

[harvey's actually kind of soaking up that upset. it's nice to know how much Kaito cares, even if it hurts him.

rolls off wolfpillow, though, so he's on his side when he shifts]
coaldhearted: (Timothy stood)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[rolls onto his belly, ears perking up and too-long legs settling haphazardly.]

Is that so... thanks.
coaldhearted: (i have a way of seeing)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I am definitely not gorgeous most of the time. I can accept being a pretty wolf, though.

[kind of pauses at that, though, definitely confused]

Uh. What are you doing?
coaldhearted: (of sleeping with giants)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[tsundere grumble, but his tail wags too.]
coaldhearted: (you've got to find a way)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[OH

that's body language he can recognize and return, ridiculous and leggy and pleased]
coaldhearted: (ripping and breaking)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[giving chase!! which is enough to show how WEIRD AND RIDICULOUS HIS GAIT IS though he does at least have four legs like this because i say so.

he also moves very fast because the whole legs for miles bit.]
coaldhearted: (you made his faith disappear)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[slows once he's caught up, though, shoving at Kaito's shoulder with a paw and making a pleased noise.]

Gotcha.
coaldhearted: (widows and orphans aren't hard to find)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yesss.

[LOOMS pawing at his paws as they fly, victory for harveys]
coaldhearted: (guard my dreams)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[startled yip, going down in a pile of flailing legs]

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[harvey is pretty much immediately flattened, because one of them has bulk and it sure isn't gangly mclegs.

flicking his ear away from Kaito's jaws as best he can. making a grumpy little noise and wiggling under him. noooo how could this happen to harvey.]
coaldhearted: (but forever young)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-03-28 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[stretches out. hmm.]

Dominance, huh...

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