KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

[was_no_monster]

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))

Comments

[coaldhearted]

...That's what I want to ask you. You think you don't change?

[was_no_monster]

Not really.

[coaldhearted]

You specifically or you as a whole?

[was_no_monster]

[ snorts ]

Me specifically. The rest changes.

[ sounding vaguely grumpy about that, but resigned ]

[coaldhearted]

That's more believable...

[was_no_monster]

He wouldn't be a person if he didn't change.

[coaldhearted]

I don't know if that's what makes a person a person, but obviously he is one? I know people who haven't changed. Or at least people who think they haven't.

[was_no_monster]

[ grumbles ]

It's what makes him a person. If he didn't change, we'd just be a monster.

[coaldhearted]

...

I guess you'd know. Doesn't sound like you, though.

[was_no_monster]

You've only ever seen us at our best.

[coaldhearted]

Same goes for you seeing me, though.

[was_no_monster]

[ ...

raises his head back up and licks the side of Harvey's face ]

So? We already knew you were like us.

[coaldhearted]

So you know I'm not really in any position to call you a monster anyway.

[that rusty-sored cheek probably does not taste good.

why the fuck does his brown eye smell like canine from up this close? not quite wolf, but mostly wolf.]

[was_no_monster]

[ are you kidding? we're an endless ravening pit of hunger now, everything tastes good

...that is really interesting though SORRY HARVEY I NEED TO BE ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL NOW FOR SNIFFING ]

You don't have to? Our name is better.

[coaldhearted]

I don't want to either.

[upon EVEN CLOSER SNIFFING it was clearly a human eye at some point but ??? wolfiness happened ??? so while it is still a physically human kind of boring eye it has been in at least two... beings... before harvey. and one of them was wolfish.]

...Why are you smelling my face...

[was_no_monster]

Your eye smells interesting. I didn't know you had parts from different people, too.

[coaldhearted]

...Ah. What do you smell from it?

[was_no_monster]

Human, and then wolf, and then you.

[coaldhearted]

You've got a good nose...

[was_no_monster]

I'm a wolf and a youkai, of course I do...

[ ...trailing off into a whine ?: ]

[coaldhearted]

I thought you'd maybe be able to smell it wasn't mine, but its history... that's impressive...

It was a- gift, I guess. Since my eye was no good anymore.

[was_no_monster]

[ ...noses, gently ]

We have something like that, too.

[coaldhearted]

[...pets, trying to be less distracted by feelings]

Yeah?

[was_no_monster]

One of the men our body came from left us a gift. ...Ask the rest of me about it; he's the one who keeps it.

[coaldhearted]

Ah... okay. I'll try to remember.