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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps they do.

[He seems a little amused.]

Well you're here, what would you do with this time?
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't just point that shit out rude.]

True, I really don't.

[Definitely.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He grips the underside of Kaito's jaw, tilts his massive head up.]

Weren't you plotting revenge, Kaito?
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm amazed you can claim to love me.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
You don't find the claim ridiculous? I wonder at what logic you use.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
You usually don't continue to love someone who rips away your freedom, Kaito.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
They all that masochism.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's what fools do.

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