KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

[was_no_monster]

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))

Comments

[was_no_monster]

[ ...faintly displeased noise at the cessation of petting. sticking his head on Harvey's knee ]

[coaldhearted]

[ah... holds it between his teeth and pats Kaito more, scritching behind an ear.]

[was_no_monster]

[ sighs again, flipping that ear forward so the fluffy soft bit at the base is easily accessible. look, Harvey, this is how you dere without the tsun ]

This is nice. I didn't think you would pet me.

[coaldhearted]

[ohh fluffy soft bit

scritchscritch, pausing to blow out smoke for a second and then going back to scritching.]

What were you expecting?

[was_no_monster]

No petting unless I bothered you enough for it to give you an excuse to do it.

[coaldhearted]

I can stop if you'd rather I stick to your expectations.

[no harvey that's literally the opposite of what he's saying turn down the tsun]

[was_no_monster]

Aah, you're worse than the rest of me is. [ tailwag ] If you want me to get obnoxious, I guess you can.

[coaldhearted]

Nah, I'll pass.

[another drag then more scritches]

[was_no_monster]

That's what I thought.

[coaldhearted]

Don't get too secure.

[but he's not stopping.]

[was_no_monster]

I do what I want.

[ ...his body language is still relaxed and friendly, but there's something vaguely threatening in the way he says that ]

[coaldhearted]

Is that so...

[was_no_monster]

[ squinting his eyes shut, more like a cat than a wolf ]

It is.

[coaldhearted]

If you say so.

[was_no_monster]

I just did, didn't I?

[coaldhearted]

Yeah, you did. Guess you're pretty secure.

[scriiiitchscritchpat]

[was_no_monster]

[ wiggles '/-' ]

What's that supposed to mean? Of course I am, I don't change.

[coaldhearted]

...That's what I want to ask you. You think you don't change?

[was_no_monster]

Not really.

[coaldhearted]

You specifically or you as a whole?

[was_no_monster]

[ snorts ]

Me specifically. The rest changes.

[ sounding vaguely grumpy about that, but resigned ]

[coaldhearted]

That's more believable...

[was_no_monster]

He wouldn't be a person if he didn't change.

[coaldhearted]

I don't know if that's what makes a person a person, but obviously he is one? I know people who haven't changed. Or at least people who think they haven't.

[was_no_monster]

[ grumbles ]

It's what makes him a person. If he didn't change, we'd just be a monster.