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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Go to sleep.

[He leaves his hand in Kaito's hair.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[I didn't mean sleep on me! He pets Kaito a little longer before shifting, trying to lay Kaito down and escape from under him.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[What a stupid handful. He looks down at Kaito sleeping, brushes fingers through his bangs.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks so tiny and helpless... What is Tris supposed to do with this?]

[He tugs the covers up and tucks them around Kaito then stands abruptly. He doesn't want to be here, spying on Kaito's helplessness. He turns quickly to leave.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[At least there's that. Tristan doesn't get any more sleep, himself.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He's at his desk writing, not unaware of Kaito's approach but basically ignoring it. He won't even acknowledge Kaito's entrance until Kaito demands it.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably the best place is the bed, though apparently Tristan just doesn't make it and finds it a perfectly acceptable storage sport for books and miscellany.]

[He might forget Kaito's even here, if Kaito's quiet for long enough.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Eventually he stretches and cracks his neck. Groaning a little from tight muscles and sitting too long before he notices Kaito is still even there.]

You're still here.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Here.

[Like really?]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Are you a masochist?
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-08 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps they do.

[He seems a little amused.]

Well you're here, what would you do with this time?

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