KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

[was_no_monster]

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))

Comments

[was_no_monster]

She's exactly that kind of person. Stay away from her.

[coaldhearted]

I plan on it. What does she look like?

[was_no_monster]

[ what a good Harvey. rolling over onto his side to gently lean against him ]

Blonde, with long hair and purple eyes. She wears lots of frilly things and ribbons, mostly in purples and this reddish brown color.

[coaldhearted]

[sits, though it's really more dropping to the ground so he can lean back, awkwardly and carefully patting his fur.]

Okay. I'll steer clear.

[was_no_monster]

[ thump thump thump goes the tail. I'M GETTING PET BY SOMEONE I LIKE!! ]

Thank you for being smart.

[coaldhearted]

That might be overstating it.

[was_no_monster]

Smarter, then.

[coaldhearted]

Okay. I'll take that one.

[was_no_monster]

[ amused whuff ]

Good.

[coaldhearted]

[goes quiet, though it's not really clear if he's thinking or not.]

[was_no_monster]

...

Are you brooding.

[coaldhearted]

I don't brood.

[was_no_monster]

Don't lie to me.

[coaldhearted]

I'm not brooding right now?

[better?]

[was_no_monster]

[ ...better. ]

You don't sound very sure.

[coaldhearted]

Well I thought I was sure and then you told me not to lie to you, so.

[was_no_monster]

We're too much alike for you not to brood at all. And if you're brooding now then I want to help you stop, it's not good for you.

[coaldhearted]

I don't think I'm brooding, seriously.

[was_no_monster]

[ grumbles... ]

...okay.

[coaldhearted]

[furruffle]

I'll try to pay attention.

[was_no_monster]

[ noisy contented sigh ]

Good. That's a good place to start.

[coaldhearted]

[...tsuns a little and starts to go through the arduous one-armed process of lighting a cigarette]

[was_no_monster]

[ ...faintly displeased noise at the cessation of petting. sticking his head on Harvey's knee ]

[coaldhearted]

[ah... holds it between his teeth and pats Kaito more, scritching behind an ear.]

[was_no_monster]

[ sighs again, flipping that ear forward so the fluffy soft bit at the base is easily accessible. look, Harvey, this is how you dere without the tsun ]

This is nice. I didn't think you would pet me.