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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
coaldhearted: (this is my hell)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[that is... pretty alarming, yes, and he quickly turns to go back the way he came. except that the way he came is a long expanse of hall without any convenient corners to duck around.

shit.

what he wanted to do was hide and be as quiet as possible (which is very quiet, given that he doesn't need to breathe), but seeing as that's not remotely an option, he backs away from the corner the noise is coming from, and braces to defend himself.]
coaldhearted: (are we wasting time?)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Don't look all pissy I'm worried after you come around the corner all creepily like that.

[frank, not really expecting a response, apparently a lot more conversational when he's talking to something he doesn't think will talk back.

standing his ground, at least, not edging away or anything.]
coaldhearted: (your eyes wide)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[obviously wary, but since Kaito isn't charging he doesn't seem like he'll tip over into actual fear any time soon. nnnnot moving.]

I think we both know I wouldn't taste any good.

Are you the one who's been killing stuff down here? It's been quiet.
coaldhearted: (we're no better)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I thought...

[wow this wolf monster sounds kind of sick, what with the hissing breaths and all

and the bindings are pretty worrying too...]

What is it?
coaldhearted: (i fumble)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[freezes, only because flight isn't really an option. So Kaito gets his empty sleeve as Harvey struggles with the urge to bolt and sincerely hopes the monster knew that was empty.]

We've been over this, haven't we? I wouldn't taste good at all. Or do you just want my attention?
coaldhearted: (since 1916)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[does settle down a bit with that reaction, taking a step forward as he's tugged.]

Okay. Sorry. Do you want to show me something?
coaldhearted: (patron saint are we all lost like you?)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
[it takes him a while to realize, but that sure is a thing]

...Are you serious...
coaldhearted: (where the unholy ghost doesn't tell)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[SCRUTINIZING YOU!!! over his shoulder, not really digging in his heels or anything]

Very funny.
coaldhearted: (it's your favorite son)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
It was pretty easy when I thought about who'd lead me out of the Labyrinth.
coaldhearted: (with their egos of fire)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
If you did that I'd just run the other way. Stuff like that happens pretty often down there.
coaldhearted: (canvases bathed in bright red)

[personal profile] coaldhearted 2015-02-02 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[stumbles a little, surprised enough that it actually unbalances him.]

It's not about have to? If I messed up and got in your way that's on me.

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