kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 (
was_no_monster) wrote in
shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm
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KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST
Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.
THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.
(Please don't judge me.)
Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!
Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.
(Please don't judge me.)
Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!
Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))

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shit.
what he wanted to do was hide and be as quiet as possible (which is very quiet, given that he doesn't need to breathe), but seeing as that's not remotely an option, he backs away from the corner the noise is coming from, and braces to defend himself.]
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it's also taking one look at Harvey, its yellow eyes glowing sullenly in the low light... and pinning its ears back with a low whining grumble, looking frankly affronted. ]
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[frank, not really expecting a response, apparently a lot more conversational when he's talking to something he doesn't think will talk back.
standing his ground, at least, not edging away or anything.]
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...he does not say, because he is intrigued by getting actual words out of Harvey and it's creepy when he tries to talk in this shape, anyway. settling for making a huffy noise, although the effect isn't quite the same when the air rushes into his mouth as soon as he opens it.
ssstarting to pad over 8I ]
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I think we both know I wouldn't taste any good.
Are you the one who's been killing stuff down here? It's been quiet.
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that doesn't explain why you're back down here, though. whuffling at him and whining :? ]
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[wow this wolf monster sounds kind of sick, what with the hissing breaths and all
and the bindings are pretty worrying too...]
What is it?
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on the other hand, there might be a reason for the chains. the source of those hissing breaths becomes pretty obvious as it opens its mouth to try to grab for Harvey's mostly empty sleeve— it's like there's a vacuum in there, the air whistling as it tugs at Harvey's clothes on its way to being pulled in ]
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We've been over this, haven't we? I wouldn't taste good at all. Or do you just want my attention?
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Okay. Sorry. Do you want to show me something?
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... wait. isn't this the way out? ]
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...Are you serious...
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Very funny.
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also yes, thank you, it's hilarious. even more hilarious: applying cold wolf nose directly to Harvey's face ]
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Kaito.
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...You recognized me.
[ the jaws don't move, but that's... well. it's still recognizably Kaito's voice, but as if there was several of him speaking at the same time, and the entire multitude distorted
also pitched a little higher than usual, but. minor details. ]
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Some things about me don't change. You shouldn't be down here, though; you're too quiet, I could have chased something into you.
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But you shouldn't have to.
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It's not about have to? If I messed up and got in your way that's on me.
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