kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 (
was_no_monster) wrote in
shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm
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KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST
Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.
THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.
(Please don't judge me.)
Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!
Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.
(Please don't judge me.)
Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!
Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))

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RUDE TRISTAN DO NOT KICK INTO MY WONDEFUL OPEN POST
sadly I cannot swoon for you because I'm a goddamn enormous misshapen beast of a black wolf. padding toward Tristan with a jangle as the broken chains dangling from his manacles drag across the ground, yellow eyes bright ]
KICK IT TO THE GROUND
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if Tristan doesn't object he's going to stick his nose in his face and sniff him over, completely disregarding his personal space ]
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Kaito?
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You recognized me.
[ the wolf's mouth doesn't move, but it's definitely his voice— albeit distorted. it's more of a tenor than his usual bass rumble, and it sounds like there's more than one of him talking at the same time ]
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Your purr is a bit unique. Since when could you do this?
[Or is it a theater effect? He leans back to inspect Kaito.]
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Since Yukari made us like her.
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A youkai? Curious. She must have thought it suited you.
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We were close to it. We probably would have been one already if they existed where we came from.
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[He runs his fingers through Kaito's fur. Humming thoughtfully.]
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Yes. Yes, exactly. It was just our own, at first, but now it's everyone's.
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[He's not relaxed at all but his fingers card through fur calmly.]
That sounds like a strain.
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[ nudges him ]
You saw it, didn't you? The place I was caged. You took one of the things I was keeping.
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What do you have locked up, Tristan?
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Is that a threat?
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[ would it be so bad if he did? would it? ]
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I was something else, before we became a youkai. I would absolutely say that who the rest of me was before this was a lie.
[ starting to circle around ]
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Then my comparison is off. I'm still myself. And I would rather not harm you or break my word.
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