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kaito kagamine ⚙ 鏡音介人 ([personal profile] was_no_monster) wrote in [community profile] shamelesshookery2014-11-07 04:59 pm

KAITO: SHADOW GARBAGE AU EDITION OPEN POST

Because sometimes you love both the split personality and inner demons tropes way too much, and there's only one way to handle it.

THE AU IS RIDICULOUS, but all you really need to know is Kaito got humanity's malice dumped into his head along with ridiculous power, and his way of coping with both that and the trauma involved was to shove it all in with everything else he represses the heck out of and then completely dissociate himself from it. End result: what he thinks of as his inner monster has completely split off into a personality of its own, following the imagery and pattern left behind by the Shadow from that one time the Vocaloid Dressing Room had a Persona event.

(Please don't judge me.)

Feel free to pick a scenario, if you can't think of one just blank tag this sucker and I'll come up with something!

Warning! There will be a decently high probability of maiming in this post! If you're not okay with that, that's cool; just let me know in a comment header or something and I will have normal Kaito intervene. (Alternately, if you want to get mauled... well. All you have to do is ask :))
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Hello I am here now and looking so fabulous.]
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KICK IT TO THE GROUND

[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's not a spectre of murder or anything. Tristan tenses but... Waits. Calmly. He's a goddamn god, murderwolves don't bother him. He certainly doesn't recognize it as Kaito, but he'll see what the beasts wants, if it's not "lunch".]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Well he does like animals. Not as much as Ariel but he lifts a hand to stroke Kaito's ears.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[I only know one person who purrs like that. He hms and turns his head to regard the creature's face.]

Kaito?
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[That's an odd effect.]

Your purr is a bit unique. Since when could you do this?

[Or is it a theater effect? He leans back to inspect Kaito.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyes narrow slightly but he does not shove Kaito off immediately. But he can feel it yes, and he tenses subtly. He is extremely fussy about having his power affected. For some reason.]

A youkai? Curious. She must have thought it suited you.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
A creature of desire and malice.

[He runs his fingers through Kaito's fur. Humming thoughtfully.]
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[He's not relaxed at all but his fingers card through fur calmly.]

That sounds like a strain.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I recall. So this is what you locked away.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a question you want to ask, Kaito? I will not respond well to it.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
You're seeing me. The person in front of you is not a lie. No more than you were before this.
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[personal profile] royallyfuckedup 2015-03-06 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Sighs.]

Then my comparison is off. I'm still myself. And I would rather not harm you or break my word.

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